just a little something i found while surfing ard.
[reader alert; try not to have food in your mouth while reading. xD]

人生自古谁无屎，
谁能大便不用纸？
尚若不用卫生纸，
除非你是用手指。

my version. :D
[a lamer version. HEE.]

人生自古谁无屎，
有谁大便不用纸？
如果不用卫生纸，
干吗发明卫生纸。

okok i think i can imagine all the you guys thinking jun 很冷. xDD
hahahah.
takkares everyone. :))

JuN#